Taylor Lautner is a very attractive actor with ab muscles so strong they have to be registered as concealed firearms whenever Taylor travels to a new state. It's actually illegal in Utah to have more than six abs, so he can never go there.
He's so good looking it makes babies cry when they see him, because deep in their hearts they know when they grow up they won't be able to look like him. He is also exceptional at acting like a very confused werewolf. But he's not perfect at everything. As an example of this, here are some things Taylor Lautner has a hard time doing:
1. Origami
Taylor can't do Origami to save his life. Literally. One time he was held hostage in a bank robbery and the robbers told him they would shoot one person every hour until he made a paper swan. He eventually succeeded, but at what cost?
2. Defeating The Balrog
In order to defeat the Balrog you must fall for months down a neverending tunnel battling it with your bare hands. Taylor has never really mastered the ability to do this well.
3. Taking Care of Cats
Cats are afraid of him because he's constantly turning into a werewolf and eating them.
4. Performing A Bris
Taylor has way shakier hands than you would expect.
5. Staying Awake
Taylor has narcolepsy so people are always celeb-sighting Taylor around Los Angeles curled up asleep in the doorway to a fancy restaurant.
6. Making His Own Homemade Doritos
You'd be surprised how difficult homemade Doritos are to make, and so was Taylor.
What else does Taylor have a hard time doing? Let us know in the comments!
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