It seems that my life revolves around my computer, I am literally in front of the computer screen 16 hours of the day.
Weeks will pass without seeing another person face to face. I’m turning into a binary hermit.
However, in this digital age I find that I can literally have all of my needs met or filled via the internet. For example...
Sustenance
Wait. These aren't the eggs we're looking for.
I do my grocery shopping online. And when I say grocery shopping I mean EVERYTHING. I just tell the computer what I want and a couple of Storm Troopers head to the market, pick-up everything on my list and deliver it to my home later that day. The internet is firetruckin' awesome!
Entertainment
I play games and download movies all online. Thanks to Netflix I don't even have to wait to get my movies and video games in the mail, it's like having an internet IV hooked up directly to veins!
Social Interactions
There are many social networks out there that allow you to chat with friends, share pictures and meet new people. I personally only like meeting new people and making new friends if I get to wade through a collection of LOL cats, Farmville updates and 50 “High expectations Asian father” pictures to do so.
Clothing
Good thing they make these in my size.
Probably my most favorite part of working from home is that I no longer have to wear a suit and tie. I spend my days lounging in my Star Wars footie pajamas purchased on eBay, thank you StarJammies2234!
Toiletries
My toothpaste, body wash, shampoo and Chinese herbal compound to cure male pattern baldness are all purchased from Amazon.com. I love the fact that I can diagnose health problems, trim my hair and find a few new Kindle titles all at the same time.
Living online is not all it’s cracked up to be. I mean, I do miss human contact, but that is what the craigslist W4M section is for, right?
What do you enjoy doing online? Keep it clean in the comments below!
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