Woah, Charlie Sheen has completely imploded and it's all over the news, radio and internet.
Producers and the network warned him that if he lashed out they'd cancel the show and that's exactly what happened. He went on a radio show and lashed out angrily and they cancelled the show for the rest of the season.
Charlie seems to be especially furious at Two and a half Men creator Chuck Lorrie.
Chuck & Charlie
Charlie even challenged Chuck to a fight in the Octagon, in a letter to TMZ.
Like so many crazy people he says some pretty bizarre things. He's a walking, talking "Don't Do Drugs" human billboard.
Here are the 10 best quotes from Sheen's career tanking interview yesterday.
1. “People are mystified by this odyssey that refuses to quit calling itself Charlie Sheen.”
2. “I have a disease? Bullsh*t. I cured it with my brain.”
3. “If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently.”
4. “Check it, Alex, I embarrassed (Two and a Half Men creator, Chuck Lorre) in front of his children and the world by healing at a rate that his unevolved mind can’t process.”
5. “I’m sorry man, I got magic and I’ve got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps. I’m an F-18, bro.”
6. “There are parts of me that are Dennis Hopper.”
7. “I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pu**y.”
8. “I’m dealing with fools and trolls. I’m dealing with soft targets, and it’s just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee … they lay down with their ugly wives and their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say, ‘I can’t process it.’"
9. “I am battle-tested bayonets, bro.”
10. "Because why give an interview when you can leave a warning? I'm not fair game. I'm not a soft target. There's a new sheriff in town, and he has an army of assassins."
If you want to listen to the entire train wreck you can CLICK HERE
What do you think of Charlie Sheen? Do you believe him when he says he's 100% clean? Do you like Two and a half Men? What's your favorite quote? Let's talk about the man, the myth, the legend, the crack head... in the comments below.
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