Going to the movies is a trip outside of reality; it’s a way to experience things that we usually wouldn’t get to experience and through the eyes of someone else. 3D makes that experience as bad as seeing The Last Airbender.
It’s Dark
3D movies are all on the dark side. Instead of immersing yourself in the film, you’re trying to find out who turned out the lights.
Headaches
Because of all the 3D motion, your eyes have to move for two hours straight. So unless you’ve been doing your eye exercises, you’ll probably get a headache. Who has time for eye exercises these days?
The Last Airbender
Anything that Shymalan invests in is automatically horrible. Nuff said.
Very Unrealistic
The irony with 3D is that its main goal is to achieve a more lifelike experience, but it just looks tacky. And dark. It’s fake real life, just like the Kardashians.
Uncomfortable
Wearing those cardboard glasses is like asking for a nose-located paper cut. Wearing sunglasses in a movie theater is impractical, and I would rather sit on the beach.
$$$
Really? Sure, it costs the theater a little more money to buy the fancy 3D projector, but some theaters charge up to twenty-five dollars per ticket. These days, I could probably get an iPod for that kind of money.
3D Alternative
The best type of 3D movies are called plays. And with 3D movie prices being so high, the price difference really isn’t so bad.
People Look Stupid
They trick people’s minds into thinking that what is on the screen is right in front of their eyes, and, even after seeing a million 3D movies, people still reach out to try to touch it. They look like that girl in Poltergeist.
Why else does 3D suck? Tell us in the comments.
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