Dear IHOP,
I'd like to start off this letter by saying that the size of your booths left a great deal to be desire... gosh, I'm sleepy. It sure is hot in here. Sunny, but in that way that just makes you want to lay down, you know. Oh man, hold on I just have to stretch for a second. Then I'll get back to this letter.
OK, there, I'm back. What was I talking about? Something about where I ate last night. Some... problem... oh MAN I AM BEAT. I just... maybe I'll just... take a little nap... then I'll regroup.
Hey! I just found this letter I was writing. It says it's addressed to IHOP. Was I at IHOP last night? I remember starting to put on pants to go out... but then getting very tired... it's all kind of a haze after that. I guess I went out. I should call IHOP. Maybe I was writing them because I left something there. But the phone is soooo far away. It's all the way on the other end of the room.
I should get up and get the phone... but I just.... it's so hot today... the perfect temperature for a nap. Yeah, maybe I'll just take a nap.
Uh oh... I think someone is breaking in. Yes, yes someone has definitely broken into my house and is stealing from me... but... But I can't believe how sleepy I am. Maybe I'll just catch a few Z's and then I'll wake up and try to stop him. YAWWWWN.
I sure hope a butterfly lands on my nose.
I have several uneaten pancakes in my pocket. That's so weird. Where did I go last night? I wonder who this person is? I should exercise more. I think when I get up I'm going to go to IHOP. These pancakes reminded me I love their food. I hope they have comfortable booths. I like a nice big soft booth.
Sincerely,
Snorlax
Why can't Snorlax wake hisself the hell up? What's his deal? Let us know in the comments!
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