Let's take a historical look at Facebook status updates thorugh the ages, shall we? You may not know it but Facebook has been around well, as long as God has, if not longer (no offense.) Don't beliee me? Here's the proof!
God
God. The earliest example of "FIRST!"
Ancient Asteroid
That smug cockroach. He survives EVERY extinction.
Moses
It's weird that the Egyptian soliders chasing Moses and the Israelites had time to update their status...
Judas Iscariot
Jesus: Prince of Peace, AND the first man betrayed on Facebook.
Julius Ceasar
Ceasar got stabbed. Worst get together ever.
Galileo
So the Catholic Church punished Galileo for stating the truth about our solar system. In the long run, Galileo ended up as a lyric in Bohemian Rhapsody. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, CHURCH?
Sir Isaac Newton
Coming up with the theory of gravity because an apple fell on you is the best product placement for any fruit ever.
Ben Franklin
Oh, snap Franklin. You did NOT just set in motion the revolutionary war.
The Titanic
History is marked through the Facebook status update.
Lyndon Johnson
Sorry South, that Civil Rights Act is PASSED. Deal with it!
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Which one is your fav? Let us know in the comments below!
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