Miley Cyrus knew that one day the world would end. She also knew that once the nuclear war happened society would need its best minds if it was going to rebuild. So in the year 2018 Miley Cyrus did what any one would do in her shoes, she had her head removed, put in a floating machine, and then had that machine frozen until such time as she was needed most. 1,030 years later the chamber her floating head was kept in was opened, and Miley Cyrus rejoined what was left of the human race. This is her story:
Day 1: "Aliens have turned us in to a race of slaves. Something must be done. And I am the only person who can do it."
Day 5: "The Aliens are truly evil. They melted a dog, just because. They will pay, for I am Miley Cyrus, and my rage at the cruelty of these aliens is only matched by my love for the human race."
Day 6: "Hello Xernon-6. I hear you are the leader of the aliens that have enslaved humanity. I noticed that you don't have a bullet hole in your head. Here, let me rectify that."
Day 7: "So, there are only three people left on Earth. Well, we're going to have to rebuild the human species. I'm just a floating head, so those of you with genitals have a lot of work ahead of you."
Day 8: "Queen Cyrus. May I take a five minute break? The heat and dark in the diamond mines are all but unbearable." "You dare ask the all knowing, all loving Queen Cyrus for respite?!?!?" "My apologies my Queen! I will return to my toil at once! Forget I said anything!" "It is too late for that, impudence must not go unpunished."
Day 10: "Hey, look, a Twinkie!"
Day 15: "I have killed all of my friends. My hubris has left me all alone! What have I done.... What...have.... I ...do...huh...huh.hunnnnnnn!"
What other hijinx are Miley gonna get up to in the year 3048?
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