Me and Jaden have the best times. Will and Jada-Pinkett Smith are always out doin' movies and stuff, so me and Jaden have lots of time to hang out and have fun. Jaden doesn't mind that I'm a 41 year old business man, he likes me for me. Here are just some of the fun things me and Jaden get up to:
1. Eating Ice Cream Till We're Tired
Jaden and I both love ice cream! Plus Jaden can afford all the ice cream that we can eat and more. So we stuff ourselves full of as much ice cream as possible, and then fall asleep on a big pillow the size of both of us!
2. Sticking Boxes of Food In Our Shirts
Jaden and I go to the grocery store and put all sorts of things in our shirts and then look at the bulges and try to guess what food items we have under there!
3. Training Rabbits To Crave Human Flesh
This I wish we could leave off the agenda, but Jaden is very insistent. He gets a real kick out of training an army of rabbits to crave human flesh, then setting his army upon a small unsuspecting town. After the town has been decimated and there is no one left alive to defy him, Jaden uses a special whistle he made to get the rabbits to return to their lair. Jaden says he's just having a bit of fun, but my gut tells me that having a horde of rabbits eat their way through the residents of a small town is not a very nice thing to do.
4. Leaving Creepy Letters In People's Mailboxes
Jaden is big on making bizarre, threatening notes and leaving them in people's mailboxes... it's sort of fun... I guess.
5. Summoning Water Elementals To Destroy Jaden's Enemies
I wish Jaden would just stop using black magic to summon devastating, powerful Elementals and unleashing them on the people he has on his enemies list. His enemy list is so arbitrary too. He once sent a water elemental to eliminate a waiter who had brought him a sandwich with swiss cheese on it when he says he explicitly asked for pepper jack (I totally remember him asking for swiss).
6. Blowing In Osama Bin Laden's Ear To Relax Him
Jaden Smith and Osama Bin Laden have been friends ever since they accidentally got the exact same seats at a Laker's game. Osama is always giving Jaden presents, and in return, Jaden is always helping Osama Bin Laden out by blowing in his ear to chill him out. Osama Bin Laden gets very stressed out and having someone blow in his ear is the one thing that really relaxes him.
How else does Jaden Smith like to have fun? Let us know in the comments!
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