Comic book anti-hero The Punisher has a vendetta against the Kingpin because the mafia killed his whole family. Makes sense. But that's not the Punisher's only vendetta. He has tons of vendettas for all sorts of reasons. Here are some of the ones we know about:
1. Snap, Crackle, and Pop
The Punisher loves breakfast, and he wanted to love Rice Krispies, but the snap, crackle, and popping sounds scared him so bad he accidentally shot himself in the knee. He knows Snap, Crackle, and Pop are the ones that put the noise in the Krispies, so they had better watch their backs.
2. Louis XIV, "The Sun King"
400 years ago Louis XIV, then the King of France, revoked the Edict of Nantes to persecute Protestants by awarding the Huguenots political and religious freedom, and The Punisher just can't let it go.
3. Babe
The Punisher's had a vendetta against Babe ever since Babe wouldn't share his corn on the cob with the Punisher. You should have shared your corn Babe, if you wanted to live. Babe is probably going to be a bacon sandwich soon...
4. The Dalai Lama
The Dalai Lama and the Punisher have been star crossed ever since The Dalai Lama swooped on The Punisher and got Kobe Bryant for his fantasy basketball team when The Punisher totally called getting Kobe first.
5. My Cousin Rick Who Works At The Walgreens on 5th and Maple Ave
Rick was one person in front of the Punisher in line at the movies to get tickets to see "Flubber" and he got the last seat. Rick has been in hiding ever since.
6. Every Morning Zoo Radio DJ In America
The Punisher hates nothing more than pseudo witty banter and unecessary sound effects.
7. Himself
Seven years ago the Punisher was merging on the freeway and he totally cut off a woman in a Toyota Corolla, causing her to spill her Chamomille tea. He has never forgiven himself, and justice must be done..
Who else does The Punisher have a vendetta against? Let us know in the comments!
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