Every day is a good excuse to get some action... even President's Day!
Here are a few timely pick up lines for you to use on this Presidents Day.
That's a nice shirt. Can I tax you out of it?
It is always best to compliment a woman's attire before getting creepy.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because under my health care plan, 100% of your hospital costs will come directly from a special account set up by the government.
It is a fact that women love free health care, just saying.
Presidents do it for four years in a row.
I am not sure that there is a lady out there that will want to do “it” for four years but if there is you are now prepared.
Wanna form a more perfect union?
It is a widely held belief that women are turned on by quoting the Constitution.
Something is rising and it's not the national debt.
This line can be used on economists as well.
Now that's what I call a stimulus package
This line is best delivered with a “Zingo” or a “Boo yaa” after it.
I'm gonna Barack your world!
Warning, this line can only be used by Barack Obama.
Let’s play health care reform. I’ll be the nurse and you can be the doctor.
Any holiday that offers the chance to play doctor is OK in my book.
If you were a president, you'd be Babe-raham Lincoln.
This line has a +5 corny rating, it is super effective!
Hopefully these line will aid in your romantic quests and if you have any to add please feel free to leave them in the comment section below.
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