Very Best Of FMyLife: Vol 3

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Sometimes, life sucks so hard, there's only one thing to say... F My Life! That's where FMyLife.com comes in, collecting worst moments of our existence in one place. Here are some of the best FML moments this week!

 

LOL, son!

stairs facebook

 

Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML

 

 

 

 

 

V-Day blues

valentine's text

 

Today, the only person to wish me a Happy Valentine's day was a wrong number calling my cell phone. FML

 

 

 

 

 

 

I made u a cookie

cookie

 

 

Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives in them because he was concerned I did not poop enough. FML

 

 

 

 

 

Here, lemme show you how it's done!

toliet paper

 

Today, I had my boyfriend come over for dinner for the first time. It was all going well until my dad started explaining to my boyfriend how to use toilet paper. He even demonstrated it. FML

 

 

 

 

When you due?

baby bump

 

Today, while shopping in the baby department at a local department store, a woman approached me asking when I was due. I told her that I was due in 4 months. I lied. I'm not pregnant. FML

 

 

 

 

Yo mamma!

nerd parents

 

Today, my Dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML

 

 

 

 

 

Creeper cut

ugly

 

Today, I printed out a picture of the popular girl in school as a sort of 'model' for how I wanted my hair cut. The hairdresser taped the picture to the mirror so he could see. Halfway through, my 'model' came in for an appointment. FML

 

 

 

 

Home (Not) Alone

old babysitter

 

 

Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML

 

 

 

 

 

Happy Birthday!

Bithday Facebook

 

Today, it's my birthday. I was excited because of all the wall posts I got on Facebook. Then I saw I got a "Happy Birthday" from the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with. FML

 

 

 

 

IHOP. I Get it!

pikachu sad

 

Today, my sister lost a leg. Immediately after hearing the news, my boyfriend started cracking jokes about getting her a job at IHOP. FML

 

 

 

 

 

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