Everyone likes different things on their pizza. Personally I like mushrooms and green bell peppers. But the list of toppings you can get is pretty much endless. Celebrities, of course, have different tastes than us. This is because they are better than us. Here below is a list of some of today's hottest celebrities and the pizza toppings they love:
1. Joe Jonas - Pumpkin Seeds
Joe Jonas has very ecclectic tastes, and his taste in pizza toppings is no exception. He enjoys the salty crunch you get from pumpkin seeds.
2. Kevin Jonas - A Live Dachsund
Kevin Jonas says he prefers to top his pizza with a living, breathing Dachsund because food tastes bland and meaningless to him unless he can see fear in its eyes.
3. Nicole Kidman - Bullets And Lion Meat
Few people remember that before she was a big star, Nicole Kidman spent her teenage years as an enforcer for a small band of tribal warlords who controlled a Zamibian diamond mine. She prefers her pizza to remind her of the initiation ritual she went through to become a leader of that band of warlords, wherein she had to drink down a shot glass full of gunpowder and then best a female lion in hand-to-hand combat.
4. Jon Hamm - A Mirror
Jon likes to look at himself while he's eating pizza, so that he can be constantly reminded about how shockingly handsome he is. He has to be careful though, as sometimes he forgets glass isn't edible and bites into the mirror. That's why you might have noticed, whenever Jon Hamm smiles, blood and glass pour out of his mouth.
5. Dora - The Souls of Her Fallen Enemies
Those who stand against Dora the explorer are quick to fall, and when they fall, just as you would expect, she takes their souls, puts them through a machine that converts souls into an edible, nutrient-rich gruel, and uses them to add flavor to her favorite pizza pies.
6. Willow Smith - Toppings She Doesn't Like
Willow prefers to have toppings she doesn't like on her pizza because it's a great excuse for her to whip her hair back and forth to knock the toppings off.
What do other celebrities like on their pizza? Let us know in the comments!
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