Number 1 boss Steve Carell is unfortunately moving on, leaving “The Office” behind him. But have no fear! The show will go on! There are plenty of worthy candidates for the job. Here are but a few.
Charlie Sheen
Now that he is out of work, he’ll have plenty of time to do good work for the Scranton paper company, like mass-distribute tiger blood.
Sarah Silverman
She is the best comedienne I know. She would be just as good, if not better, than Steve Carell. Plus, the show could use some new girls.
Rainn Wilson/Dwight Schrute
He is many people’s favorite character, and he knows how to get things done. This one might actually happen.
Sarah Palin
Can she make us laugh? You betcha. Can she be the boss of a paper company? That remains unknown. She DOES love being on TV though.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
He “know how to make business better.” And he’s pretty funny, perhaps unintentionally (e.g. “Hercules in New York”).
Ke$ha
Being the boss of Dunder Mifflin probably earns some pretty good cash. With some more money, maybe she’ll buy clean clothes or rent a hotel room with a shower.
Steve Jobs
If he were the boss of everything, everything would be perfect. The paper industry is the perfect place to start.
Megan Fox
She should just star in everything, for obvious reasons.
Kim Jong-il
He has funny glasses. And funny hair. But regardless of his humor, it would be nice for everyone if he were not the leader of a powerful nation.
Anyone Else Who Isn’t Part of the “Glee” Cast
How these people were allowed on TV in the first place is beyond me, but their wretchedness is spreading channel-wide. And they must be stopped. Imagine an a cappella version of “The Office” theme song: it’s ok to shudder.
Who else is a worthy substitute for Steve Carell? Tell us in the comments below.
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