Where do we begin when it comes to "rockstar from Mars" Charlie Sheen. He's so WINNING!
I don't understand exactly what he did wrong. Drugs, porn stars, big ego? What's the problem here?
Okay, so he's totally crazy. It's an entertaining crazy and we can't stop quoting him. I'm more excited about his interview tonight on 20/20 than I was about the Oscars.
Sheen is now threatening to sue Warner Bros for a reported $320 MILLION dollars. He wants to be paid for the remaining 8 episodes of Two and a half Men for this season, and then he wants to be paid for all of next season - which hasn't even been picked up yet.
Sheen has hired top Hollywood attorney Marty Singer who wrote a nasty letter to the network and production company on Monday saying, "This action is outrageous and in direct violation of our client's legal rights, including under the contract between our client and Warner Bros. Television with regard to 'Two and a Half Men' ('the Series'). Our client is entitled to be paid for eight additional episodes under his contract on the Series."
Sheen is also demanding a 50% pay raise. He gets $2 MILLION an episode now, so he wants $3 MILLION an episode to continue. He says that he's gone through a lot of mental pain and anguish from them cancelling the rest of this season and that's what it's gonna take to get him to come back to the show. Take it or leave it suckers!
Then he disses John Stamos. Rumors have been circulating that Warner Bros is talking to him about replacing Charlie Sheen on the show but Charlie says, "I love him. I like John, but he doesn’t have what I have and the show sucks if he’s on it." When I try to think of who could replace Sheen, all I can think of is the original rockstar from Mars David Lee Roth!
The only man crazy enough to fill Sheen's shoes: David Lee Roth!
When asked about the goddesses and what they have that his ex-wives didn't, Sheen says, “These women don’t judge me… They don’t lead with opinion. They don’t lead with their own needs all the time. They’re honest enough to tell me, ‘Hey look, park your nonsense. You got to help me solve this, and we solve it.’ What I tell them is don’t live in the middle. Get away from your emotions, get away from your ego, and therein lies the solution.” Sheen ALSO said that all three of their opinions carry the same weight in his mansion, until they’re approaching crisis mode — then his age and wisdom win out. So basically these women do as they are told and his ex-wives had their own thoughts and opinions. Shame on them.
Is it just me or does Charlie look like Christian Bale playing crack head Dicky Eklund in The Fighter?
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