Hey ya'll, remember when Miley Cyrus was gonna record a sexy duet with creepy old Bret Michaels?
Well that creepy duet is back on!
You'll remember that Bret Michaels got really close (perhaps too close) to the entire Cyrus family back in February when he and Miley recorded the racy duet "Nothing to Lose."
Where a 48-year-old Bret sings about falling in love with a woman, played by 18 year old Miley in the song. But while he and Miley were singing about getting it on, Bret and Miley's mom Tish were allegedly actually getting it on.
Billy Ray and Tish separated, filed for divorce and hopefully got checked for STD's. But just yesterday Billy Ray and Tish announced that they were NOT getting divorced and were instead going to work on their lousy relationship.
Later that same day Bret announced that he and Miley's duet would finally be released. Creepy coincidence? I think not.
Bret offered some lame excuse for why the duet release had been delayed, "The record label was supposed have to this huge humongous release of 'Every Rose.' It was going to be Miley's next-step song, but because of that, they stepped back." Yeah, that's right... I'm sure that's it. I'm sure it had nothing to do with them stepping it back until you could stop getting it on with Miley's mom.
Miley says that the duet will probably "drop" this summer.
Now, Miley Cyrus is going on tour... overseas! Her last album didn't do so well, and most of her fans are out growing her and her lack of talent, so I guess she figures she'll try to drum up some business with foreign audiences... I think she's hoping that her international fans haven't figured out that she's a horrible singer yet. A complete list of dates and locations has yet to be released, but I look forward to seeing what kind of trouble Miley can get into over seas. Perhaps a reality show? One can only hope!
For now you can listen to Bret and Miley's creepy, flat, awkward version of Every Rose Has It's Thorns.
What do you think about the whole Cyrus saga? Do you think that Bret had an affair with Miley's mom? On a scale of 1-10 how crazy is Billy Ray Cyrus? And who the hell would pay to see Miley Cyrus perform live? I desperately need to know what you think about all of this in the comments below!
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