Even Pokemon have to make a living. And in these tough economic times some Pokemon have had to take jobs they are less than pleased with...
Squirtle - Stripper
Squirtle got a job stripping at the "Rump Shack." The tip money isn't bad, but a lot of times the patrons will throw pretzels at him if he doesn't take off his top during the second song.
Legendary Pokemon Entei - Stand Up Comedian
Not particularly known for his wit, Entei has trouble getting crowds on board with his big closer, where he has them flip a coin to determine whether his joke deals 10 or 20 points of damage.
Hitmonchan - Therapist
He's a great listener, but he's alienated a lot of his clients by hitting them repeatedly.
Blastoise - Secretary
Blastoise took a temp job as a secretary at a company that makes notepads for other companies. His temperment just isn't suited to taking dictation.
Dragonite - WWE Wrestler
His cuteness makes it hard to believe his wrestling persona "Murder Ballz."
Geodude - High School Teacher
Geodude is a very frustrating teacher to have because the answer to any question a student asks him is always, "Geodude!" His students are the only students in the history of the SATs to get a 0 score because they marked in every answer as "F) Geodude".
Snorlax - Nascar Racer
Snorlax R.I.P. 1997-2011
What other jobs would Pokemon be bad at? Let's discuss!
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