What has a long brown hair, a horrible singing voice, loves Friday and worships Justin Bieber? That's right! Rebecca Black!
The 13-year-old internet sensation worships the Biebs and won't seem to let anyone forget it. She has been begging the Biebs to do a duet with her, but so far the Biebs hasn't responded as to weather that is going to happen or not.
But maybe it will happen if she continues to worship at her “mini shrine” of the Justin Bieber in her bedroom... something magical will happen. That's right, in a recent interview Rebecca Black admits "I am so dorky when it comes to Justin Bieber. I have a little mini shrine in my room." Now that's not creepy at all is it?
And what would happen if Justin did agree to sing with Rebecca... “I would scream at the top of my lungs and possibly not be able to sing again.” Proclaimed Black. I'm begging you Justin, just agree to the song so that she can scream at the top of her lungs and hopefully not be able to sing again. You can always back out later if it doesn't work.
Rebecca seems to have Bieber diarrhea of the mouth (a common symptom of Bieber Fever), “I would love to be like Justin Bieber or Selena Gomez. They were catapulted into stardom when they were so young — like I was — and they still haven’t gone down the wrong path and I hope neither of them will. I find that really inspiring.”
HAHAHAHA "like I was." She's comparing herself to Bieber and Gomez... Hilarious, love it! You GO girl!
Rebecca Black continued (because she just doesn't know when to shut up), “Justin Bieber I find an inspiration overall: I love his music, he’s adorable and I love that he’s so young and so big,” she added. Just like YOU Rebecca! You're so young and big too! You guys are twinsies! It's like you're spiritually connected to Justin Bieber! Belieb it and it will happen!
Then when she was done talking about Bieber she got on her computer and Tweeted about Bieber. Turns out he sang like 2 seconds of her song as a joke in concert, and she took it as a personal tribute and some kind of career validation... kinda like when Justin Bieber RT's his fans...
He basically gave her an IRL RT and that's all it takes, she's probably planning the wedding now.
I checked out her song on YouTube this morning... I need to learn it so I can bust it out at Karaoke sometime... She's got almost 64 million views as of today. I wouldn't be surprised if her whole aspiration to become a singer wasn't dreamed up as some elaborate scheme to actually meet her teen dream Justin Bieber... and it's totally working!
Someone needs to issue a restraining order or something. We've got to protect Bieber at all costs. He's a Canadian National Treasure for God's sake!
How bad do you wish today was Friday? I want to read some funny comments so get crackin'.
Check Out The Things Rebecca Black Does On The Other Days Of The Week!
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