It's important to have a good relationship with your teachers at school, and your chemistry teacher is no exception. He may seem kind of dry and boring, and maybe a little weird in class, but he's just like you and me. Let's get to know him. And what better way to start getting to know your chemistry teacher than by taking a tour of his apartment?
This the door to your chemistry teacher's apartment. He doesn't make a lot of money, so it's sort of in a bad part of town.
Welcome to your Chemistry teacher's apartment! It used to be a one-room apartment with the bathroom in the kitchen, but he decided to spruce it up a bit and convert it into a Particle Accelerating Large Hadron Collider!
This is his butler, he built it himself! It can make breakfast, lunch, dinner, brunch, and midnight snacks! It can also fire a ray at intruders that disincorporates them and scatters their cells at the edges of the universe so that they can never reconstitute!
Your chemistry teacher used to have a dog, but it got hit by a car. So instead of getting a new dog he just spliced wild boar DNA with human DNA and made himself a pack of feral Wild Boar Men! How fun!
This is your Chemistry teacher's van and Mech Battle Robot. He has the van for long road trips, and he prefers to use the Mech Battle Robot to get around town, do grocery shopping, etc. The van has a top speed of 74 mph, and an extended bumper to bumper warranty. The Mech Battle Robot has a top speed of 340 mph and packs enough fire power to singlehandedly conquer the continent of Australia!
Meet your Chemistry teacher's wife! Her name is "10011000." She speaks over 177 computer languages, although her native tongue is javascript. She's not a very good cook, but if you push the button on her right shoulder her chest cavity retracts, flips around, and becomes a HUD display connected to a satellite that keeps track of the emotional states of killer whales for a top secret CIA experiment!
What else would you find in your chemistry teacher's apartment? Let us know in the comments!
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