According to TMZ, some people are shopping an Usher sex tape around town. Sounds hot right? I mean, Usher is a cutie.
Sadly the tape is with his mannish (sorry) looking ex-wife Tameka Foster. It's going to be the perfect tape for people who are into drag queen porn.
TMZ was sent a short video and two photos and were able to clearly identify Usher and Tameka, then they added, "We'll keep this PG-13 and just say ... the people in the video are both givers."
So how could this happen? Turns out that Ushers car was broken into back in December 2009 and Usher reported that more than $1 million dollars worth in jewelry and electronics were taken. Either Usher is stupid, or lying to his insurance company to make a buck. What kind of idiot keeps a $Million bucks worth of jewelry and electronics in a car... including a home made porn? Unless you WANT it to get stolen... perhaps for publicity.
Another likely scenario might be Tameka. If you remember she and Usher had a nasty split, custody battle and the police were called to Ushers house three times in one month because Tameka was raging out of control. Tameka even keyed Usher's car after one of these incidents! She's kinda crazy and such a total publicity hound that I wouldn't put it past her to have hired thugs to break into the car and steal the stuff so that she could revive her lack of career.
I mean now that she's not hanging out with Usher, nobody wants to take her picture anymore. She may have liked the attention she got before, and could be putting this tape out there to get the attention back on her. She seems crazy enough to do something like that.
How the tape got out there is pure speculation, the facts are that the sex tape is real, and that it's out there. It's only a matter of time before you get to see Usher and super butch ex-wife getting it on. Oh joy.
I hope they are asking a really high price so that it takes a long time to sell and distribute.
What are your theories as to how this sex tape got out there? Are you interested in seeing the tape?
Personally, I'd Rather Watch These Couples Getting It On Instead!
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