Not all evil men are what they seem to be. Today I’ve rounded up some of the most luscious lawbreakers and sexy scoundrels Gotham City and other fantastical worlds have ever seen. To not be attracted to them would be its own realm of wrongdoing.
10. Dr. Octopus, Marvel
With 6 arms all the more ways to hold you on a romantic first date... not to mention he could carry a lot of books home from school.
9. Two-Face, DC Comics
This guy would be Gotham City’s most eligible bachelor if you were content with always standing to his right and you never brought up the following topics: Batman, politics, having a full unscarred face, and Batman.
8. The Monarch, Venture Brothers
This nerdy unsure supervillain has an amazing eye for color coordination with his minions. What more could a girl ask for?
7. Sabertooth, Marvel
Sabertooth, from the X-Men pool of supervillains proves the notion that the beardier the sexier. Finding a way to incorporate your hairy eyebrows into your side beard? Well that’s just the kind of overachiever I’d want for a boyfriend.
6. Pyro, Marvel
Carving your initials into a tree stump is sooo 1955, burning your undying love into a vast meadow by way of your boyfriend’s fire-spouting hands? Priceless.
5. The Riddler, DC Comics
You’re always saying how you like it when guys write you random love notes. So what if it’s in a ridiculously hard to crack code pasted together ransom-style? A for effort.
4. Lex Luthor, DC Comics
He looks like Charlie Brown, is highly intelligent and might bring you something like a ridiculously expensive necklace on your second date. Yes, please.
3. Gideon Graves, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
Who doesn't like a man with style, connections to the music industry and a wicked roundhouse kick? In other words... Game over! So what if he’s a little possessive, that’s just another way he’s showing how he cares!
2. Skeletor, He-Man and the Masters of the Universe
Here are things I would never interfere with in front of my boyfriend Skeletor: He-Man, and the last quarter of Superbowl. Can you imagine what his anger looks like channeled through his favorite sports?
1. Killface, Frisky Dingo
Killface is not only the lead supervillain in Adult Swim’s hit Frisky Dingo but he is also the most eligible supervillain bachelor in my list of manly menaces. He’s a loving, devoted father, and a man of simple interests: He just wants to go duck hunting, hang out with his son, and maybe take over the world if his finances kick up. Is that so difficult?
Which supervillain would you date?
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