There are movie classics that have tugged at our hearts, taught us lessons and stayed with us since childhood. But I think that some of these would have been better with some, sex, violence or anything else that makes ‘MA’ rated video game so cool. Here are some of my top picks:
10. Toy Story
Andy’s mom has a mix up at Andy’s birthday and accidentally gift-wraps her private sex toy who must now prove himself with Woody (pun intended) and the gang.
9. Avatar
After a mind meld between Jake Sully and the Navi the doctors add massive boob implants ensuring adult themed situations beyond hopping flying lizard thingy’s.
8. The Muppet Movie
The Muppets head on a cross-country adventure but end up in Las Vegas for the Adult Video News Awards. There the adult film crowd finds new uses for hand puppets.
7. Forrest Gump
After the death of Jenny, Forrest seeks revenge on everyone that ever wronged them by grabbing a sniper rifle and a station wagon full of ammo with Forrest Jr. This next trip across America is not quite as whimsical as his first one.
6. The Lord of the Rings
Sam, Frodo and Golem use this journey to Mordor as kind of their own personal Brokeback Mountain. Luckily the elves give them enough elven rope, biscuits and prophylactics for this love romp.
5. E.T. the Extra Terrestrial
Elliot and his family take in little adorable E.T. only to discover this race of brown wrinkly aliens need human’s skin to power their space ships.
4. The Little Mermaid
Ariel sets out into the wondrous dark sea to discover the whole new world of man-eating shark. The film is about 5 minutes long.
3. Harry Potter
Ron and Hermione discover why Hairy Potter truly is the chosen one.
2. Star Wars
Two words: real guns.
1. Singin’ In The Rain
American Psycho’s, Patrick Bateman joins Debbie Reynolds and Donald O'Connor and the movie quickly turns into a blood bath complete with a Huey Lewis and the News soundtrack.
What other movies would have been better rated-R? Let's discuss in the comments below!
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