Chris Brown loves hitting things that get in his way, and sometimes things that don't! But he doesn't always hit the right people, and that gets him in trouble. Here are some potential things he could do with his crazy anger that would help the world and improve his image!
Punch the Anti-Christ
I mean, come on, someone oughtta! This guy is a real heel!
Kick College Admissions Open For Women And Minorities
Deans of prestigious universities would be far more impartial if Chris Brown beat up any college admissions board that didn't let in a statistically fair number of underrepresented groups.
Take A Bite Out Of Crime
Chris Brown's rage is just the kind of fuel that drives a renegade cop with nothing left to lose who doesn't play by the rules. I certainly would commit less crimes if I knew Chris Brown was going to take his rage issues out on me during an interrogation.
Show Muammar Gaddahfi Who's Boss
Chris Brown is just angry enough and just good enough at punching to single-handedly make his way to Muammar Gaddahfi and beat him up until he gives the country of Libya back to its people.
Tear The Love Handles Off Of Paul Giamatti So He Can Play Leading Roles
Paul Giamatti has wanted to be a leading man in Hollywood forever, but he just can't seem to shed those few extra pounds. Chris Brown could change all that.
Beat Up People Who Are Mean To Rebecca Black
Rebecca Black just did what any 13 year old girl would do in her position and everyone gave her crap for it. Chris Brown could get revenge on the cold blooded jerks who stuck it to this sweet innocent girl.
Punch Closed Cupboards For Old Women Who Can't Reach Them
It's frustrating being old. You aren't as agile or mobile as you once were and sometimes it's tough to reach high cabinets because your back isn't what it used to be. Let Chris Brown use his angry need to hit things to punch closed cupboards you have trouble reaching!
How else can Chris Brown use his anger for good? Let us know in the comments!
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