Alternative Weekend Activities (If You Are A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle)

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Saving the world from the evil Shredder is a lot of work. That's why, when it's the weekend, these turtles need to relax a little. Here are some great  turtle-tivities!

 

Eat Pizza

Turtles just LOVE pizza.

 

Track down these girls

Normally girls don't go for giant mutated reptiles, but they might have a shot with these girls.

 

Try wearing pants

You know, children look up to you. Maybe you should try not being mostly naked for a change. It's kinda gross.

 

Take the Minivan out for a spin.

This van seemed cooler in the cartoons....

 

Throw up gang signs.

This would be a lot easier with more fingers.

 

Eat Pizza

Look at this pizza. LOOK AT IT. So good!

 

Figure out who approved the TMNT Snuggie

Who signed the paperwork allowing this? Raphael? No one is going to fess up?

 

Stick a magnet to the side of Shredder's helmet.

Hehe. It's been there for like a DAY. None of the Foot soldiers want to get in trouble for pointing it out.

 

Eat pizza

It's like an addiction. They can't stop!

 

Experiment with feelings you know you shouldn't have

Don't let Master Splinter catch you!

 

Keep eating pizza, even after it's destroyed your health

Guys... maybe you should try a salad sometime... I'm not scolding, it's just that... I'm worried about you

 

What will you be doing this weekend?

 

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