The lessons I've learned watching these commercials: if you dance enough you'll get ice cream and kill a robot, never get a Korean woman pregnant, and Korean teenagers feel a deep burning passion in their souls to protect eggs.
Android Phone
If I were this guy I would probably not want to know who my wife had been sleeping with after this.
Banana Milk
If I was this guy I would probably dance NOT to have to drink Banana Milk.
Water Heater
If only Sarah Conner had known sexy dancing was the key to killing robots.
Men Laying Eggs
Later the egg hatched and a North Korean chicken came out. It was captured by South Korean soldiers and interrogated for 40 straight hours. It has since been released on its own recognizance.
Coffee Flavored Gum
Damn. Korean gum is... hot.
Ice Cream Bar
Is she putting a Korean hex on the ice cream?
Suicide Pills
Uncle Suicide is happy to provide his final solutions. Try new "Strawnana" flavor!
Who The Hell Knows
Whatever's in that wrapper, ALWAYS EAT IT.
What do you prefer, American or Korean commercials? Let us know in the comments!
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