Some thought it was too much, too soon for Lady Gaga to show up to an awards ceremony in a meat dress. I mean where can you really go from there, what more can you do to shock people? Well, here are some ideas.
The Reuben
Very simple: Swiss cheese head (GB Packers style), sauerkraut bra, and corned beef bottom. Make your fans hungry and horny.
Asian Baby Hat
Gaga should perform an entire song with a baby on her head. Don’t worry; the baby will be strapped on nice and tight so it won’t get loose. Have a little fun people, it’s just show business! The baby doesn’t have to be Asian, but it couldn’t hurt, I mean Asian babies are the cutest!
Perform Nude
I mean if you truly cared about being shocking, perform in the nude. The last person to do that was GG Allin and the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Technically the Peppers were wearing socks.
Camel Toe
Literally have a dress made of camel toes. Why be coy? Have your mic be a giant camel toe…no music is subtle nowadays, so why even fake it.
Ganja Bikini
She is rich enough to pull off a 5 lb. dope robe, hash sash, or lettuce dress. She might want to UP the security at the show however; I get a feeling her fans will try to bum-rush the stage.
The Burka
Acting like a whore is so over-rated (just ask Britney Spears). Why not dress up in cloth bags, and nearly sweat yourself to death during a performance? I mean, if you have confidence in your femininity, then it doesn’t really matter if you are dressed like a bee keeper does it?
Stay Puff Marshmallow Man
This chick is toast! Ghostbusters is one of the top 10 greatest movies ever made. If you don’t agree with me, then you have nothing to contribute to the world. You will never amount to anything. Seriously. Gaga needs to pay homage to one of the greats….she can pull it off.
Virgin Mary
Why not dress up like a famous virgin for a change? I really can’t think of anything more offensive, other than dressing up as Mohammed himself.
Wow. Gaga is actually a very attractive girl when she’s not doing her best Madonna impression. Who would’ve thunk it. This is my favorite picture of her and it makes me wonder why she dresses up like a crazy hooker in the first place.
Stay sweet Gaga, and have a great summer! – Love, Justin.
Every few years a female artist bursts onto the scene and shocks everybody. Sinead O’Connor ripped up a photo of the Pope on SNL that led her to legendary status, and Bjork wore a duck dress to the 2001 Oscars. If Gaga follows my advice, she might find more staying power and continued success! Ra Ra ooh la la!
What other costume ideas do you think Gaga should wear? Let's discuss in the comments.
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