Places You Definitely Don’t Want To Be Foursquare Mayor Of

Desi Jedeikin

Social networking is the perfect way for people to reveal things about themselves when they really, really shouldn’t. And now with foursquare they can tell us all the embarrassing places they go as well! To use foursquare lingo, these people are the mayor of TMI, so it’s only a matter of time before they stop tweeting about their bowel movements and start checking in to Shamesville. Now it might sound cool to be the mayor of Space Mountain or the Playboy Mansion...but there are some places you should just not be proud to reign supreme.

 

The Free Clinic

Wow that rash is taking a long time to clear up! The only good thing about someone deciding to proclaim this achievement is that when they check-in at a club later that night all their foursquare friends will know to avoid being Patient Zero’s next check-in. No one wants to earn the badge of shame. Especially when it’s really, really hard to get rid of.

 

Porta-Potty

I suffered night terrors for a week after having to use one just once! In fact, I’m still haunted by what I saw down that hole. The mayor of the Porta-Potty ain’t scared of nothing! He checks in and then shortly afterwards announces that he’s broken his high score on Bejeweled Blitz while on the bowl. That’s how he rolls! Never look at his photo album on Facebook titled mobile uploads.

 

Sperm Bank

The job market is rough and I get that guys need to earn money however they can. That doesn’t mean anyone wants to think about them checking in with one hand while making a deposit with the other. And FYI it is extremely distasteful to request an iChat at this time.

 

The Precious Moments Museum

This person is also the mayor of Forever Alone.

 

Your Friend’s Mom’s House

At first you’ll seem like a good guy who’s just checking in on a lonely divorcee. But when you start checking in at 3am, we’ll all know you’re just a bad boy making booty calls with your friend’s mom. Or maybe I should say ex-friend’s mom.

 

Skid Row Bus Stop

No one wants to meet up with you! The only swarm that’ll happen here is the swarm of antibiotic-resistant staph bacteria that covers the bench you’ll probably end up passing out on. Here’s hoping your next check-in is rehab.

 

Unlicensed All Male Spa

The good news is you’ve found an inexpensive way to rid your body of toxins while enjoying a relaxing environment full of, ahem… healthy male bonding. The bad news is you’re well on your way to also becoming mayor of the free clinic. Way to rack up those badges!

 

Corcoran State Prison

There is only one mayor of Corcoran. His name is Charles Manson. If you dare to make a play for this badge I would be very wary of any girl who looks like she used to follow the band Phish around and wants to show you a good time in her VW van. And by “show you a good time” I mean murder you.

What are some places you would hate to be foursquare mayor of? What are some places you are the foursquare mayor of? Let us know in the comments!

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