Sometimes, life sucks so hard, there's only one thing to say... F My Life! That's where FMyLife comes in, collecting worst moments of our existence in one place. Here are some of the best FML moments this week!
Mmm... toast
Today, my cat took a sh*t in my toaster. FML
Happy 420!
Today, I finally got the courage to talk to a guy I secretly like. I was so nervous that instead of saying, "Hi, I'm Veronica," I said, "Veronica, I'm high." FML
Understandable
Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML
Who doesn't like giggling
Today, while enjoying a nice dinner out, I observed a homeless man giggling hysterically to himself while wiping boogers on my bike seat and handlebars. FML
They grow up so fast...
Today, my 6 year old daughter asked if we could go to the doctor and get her on "the pill." FML
Smack dat ass
Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML
OnStar... HELP!
Today, I freaked out when the remote wouldn't unlock my car. I stood in the rain trying to open the door. Unsure of what to do next, I called my boyfriend. He told me to "put the key in the door". I had forgotten about that option. FML
So, not Donald Trump then?
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
Admit it. That is what you were doing.
Today, my girlfriend called me and asked what I was doing. I replied, "What I'm always doing." She couldn't think of anything besides eating. FML
AHHH! AAAAAAH!
Today, I saw a spider crawling across a poster in my bedroom, so I smacked the spot below it to scare the spider into climbing back up the wall. Instead, because the poster wasn't completely flat to the wall, I catapulted the spider straight into my face. FML
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