Heroes Shmeroes! If you can get past the psychopathic murder and mayhem, bad boys and naughty girls are where it’s at! If loving them is wrong, I don’t wanna be right! But I will feel guilty about it….which ironically makes lusting after them even hotter! Here’s my list of 10 of the sexiest villains around!
Jennifer Check From Jennifer’s Body
Is there anything sexier than a chick who kills emo dudes and gets it on with Amanda Seyfried? Still unsure? When’s the last time you saw a chick covered in a blood while gnawing on a severed arm, and instead of being paralyzed by fear, you think to yourself “nice rack”? Yeah…that’s pretty much as hot as it gets. Did I mention she’s a succubus? As far as evil entities go…well, the name alone has win all over it!
Severus Snape
Okay…am I the only one who has a thing for the loner outcast type? Maybe it’s the feeling of accomplishment one might get after putting a smile on this sourpuss’ face, or maybe it’s the thrill of being awarded points for good behavior? Plus I’m pretty sure underneath those drapey robes…he’s rocking a serious six pack!
The Fox From Wanted
She definitely puts the want in Wanted! The only thing she likes more than cold-blooded killing is getting hot-blooded in the sack! Plus she follows a code…and villains who follow a code seem less villain-y somehow. In those leather get-ups, they should’ve called her the stone-cold fox.
Eric Northman
Bill who? I have to admit I don’t normally go for blondes, but perhaps I just need to see them rip someone’s throat out first? There’s nothing that takes away the pretty boy thing faster than chunks of human flesh covering those blonde locks! Sookie isn’t the only one who wakes up all sweaty after having steamy dreams about Eric Northman…she’s just the only one who considers it a nightmare.
Mystique
Hey I’m not saying in order to be a sexy villainess you have to be bisexual…but it’s definitely in the pro column, yes? Mystique is single now, but she was in a long-term relationship with Destiny...Mystique and Destiny? Sounds like the featured act at a gentlemen’s club! But a supermodel body and a disregard for all things clothing, will definitely help you forget she often tries to kill her children. Longing for some action with this blue babe leaves many a man feeling blue themselves. Especially in one specific region.
Darth Vader
Am I the only one who dreams of picking up the phone one day and hearing the unmistakable sound of Darth Vader’s heavy breathing saying “Who’s your daddy”? Dirty phone calls never sounded so good! Darth Vader… keeping the dark side sexy since 1977!
Gogo Yubari
There’s just something about a psychopath in a school girl uniform, am I right? Especially when they know how to rock a meteor hammer! The fact that being disemboweled is on no one’s list of fantasies, just makes her appearance on this list all that much more impressive!
Sylar
Sylar was the only good thing that came out of Heroes and he was the villain! Yeah he’s a kind of a serial killer, but as long as you don’t have a super power you should be safe. Plus, he’s probably always up for a little game of ‘Save the cheerleader, Save the world’! Don’t forget to bring your cheerleader costume if he invites you over!
The Joker
Sure you could see the joker as a maniacal killer with zero empathy, or you could see him as a sexy anarchist interested in shaking up the complacency of modern life. I have to say…I never got the nurse fetish until I saw the Joker rock that look in the Dark Knight.
Victoria From Twilight
Because gingers are hot. Especially ones who try to take out Bella and Edward.
Who’s your favorite sexy villain? Let us know in the comments!
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