In the mother of all ironies…To Catch A Predator host Chris Hansen, king of the hidden camera stings, has himself been busted in a, you guessed it, hidden camera sting! Here's a pic of Chris doing what he does best, punking the pedos!
But I have no doubt that he'll be displaying his less serious side on the hidden video and probably look more like this:
For the past four months The National Enquirer got all "Cheaters" on his a** and has uncovered the 51-year-old Hansen's alleged affair with Kristyn Caddell, a 30-year-old Florida journalist. Wait...is Pedobear the editor-in-chief of The National Enquirer? Here's a looksie at the plucky newswoman doing what she does when not allegedly doing Hansen:
So what's the problem? She's no jail-bait! I mean, sure, at one point in their lives Chris would've been an adult and Kristyn a toddler, but unlike the perps on his show, Chris waited. The problem is Chris is married. Here's a pic of him and his wife during happier times. Right now she probably looks way more pissed and is like "No, why don't YOU take a seat over there, Mofo!"
Hansen met the little news vixen at Palm Beach's Blue Martini Lounge, after she approached him in the VIP area. According to unnamed sources they went back to his room and 'stayed the night together.' What do you think that means? Stayed up all night talking about their feelings and watching a Toddlers and Tiaras marathon? Yeah, I'm pretty sure married Chris finally understood what those online predators have always known. It's not easy resisting temptation. Well for scumbags, anyway.
But this is more than just a one night stand. Chris has been working on a story for Dateline in South Florida, so he's been there a lot the last few months. And Kristyn has been there for him. Talk about your excellent job benefits! Obviously, having a hot young piece makes Chris feel all hot and young himself.
So, it looks like the trap card got TRAPPED!
Is some sort of rehab in Chris's future? I can't wait to see what Chris has to say about the whole shebang! At the very least he deserves some form of punishment for blocking an Emma Watson panty shot. Don't you think?
Here's a hilarious look at Chris doing what he does best! I hope this doesn't mean that there will be no more To Catch A Predator! We need you Chris! Get your act together, dude!
So what's your take? Is Chris just another in a long line of goody-two shoes who are actually just dirty dawgs? Is there any decent person left in the public eye? Let's discuss in the comments!
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