There are many disagreements in the Wizarding world -- Death Eaters vs. the Order of the Phoenix. Gryffindor vs. Slytherin. Chocolate Frogs vs. Bernie Bott's Every Flavor Jellybean. And while these arguments are always contentious, there is always one thing universally agreed upon -- your mom sucks. Here are some of the best Yo Mama jokes we've heard while wandering the Great Hall.
Yo mama so fat Ollivander gave her a pizza-core wand.
Yo mama so dumb she licked the package her owl brought thinking it would give her Parseltounge.
Yo mama so muggle the Sorting Hat didn't put her in a house, he put her in an economy studio apartment.
Yo mama so ugly her soul was taken by the Dementor's Friendly Handshake.
Yo mama so ugly, you remember that troll that attacked Hogwarts and was defeated in the girl's bathroom during our first year? That was her. That was yo mama.
Yo mama so fat she ate the Marauder's Map thinking she spilled Skittles on some parchment.
Yo mama so ugly the Ministry of Magic arrested her thinking she was an unregistered animagi.
Yo mama's so ugly that Harry Potter, ever the hero, gave her his Invisibility Cloak.
Yo mama so fat she sees the same sight whether she's at the start-of-term feast or the Room of Requirement.
Yo mama so easy everyone in Charms class has Expelliarmused on her Wingardium Leviosas.
What, have you got something to say? Why not point your wand at your throat to make it like a microphone and let us know in the comments?
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