On this Fourth of July, I think we should all take a moment to recognize the greatness that is America. Land of the free. Home of the Whopper. You can take your bangers and mash and your fish tacos and shove it, rest of the world. When it comes to crazy food we beat all of youse! Like Toby Keith so poignantly sang, and I'm paraphrasing here, don't mess with ol' US of A or we'll put a boot in your a** SUCKAS! We love ourselves some crazy food here. And we've got the early-onset diabetes to prove it.
Hot Beef Sundae
This sounds like something that has an Urban Dictionary definition. But it doesn't. Just what is a hot beef sundae?
I have a feeling if you eat these time after time, you won't have too many 'year after years' left!
White Castle Chicken Rings
Mechanically-pulled chicken meat IS more exciting in a ring shape! And come on, it's the 21st century...can we just make it easier to eat already? You're on the right track, White Castle...how about upping your game though? Cause I'm sick of exerting the energy it takes to put something in my mouth and then chew. Three words--Chicken Ring I.V.'s. Get on it!
The Luther Double Down
I always thought the double down needed a proper bun! Thank you Luther, whoever you are! I look forward to seeing you one day on the local news, when you are removed from your house via crane.
Macaroni And Cheese Stuffed Meatloaf Wrapped In Bacon
A pair of dirty underwear found on a dorm room floor would taste good stuffed with mac and cheese and wrapped in bacon!
Pancakes And Sausage On A Stick
Don't worry...there is an original-style Pancakes and Sausage on a Stick for those of you who erroneously feel that the chocolate chips are 'too much.'
Potachos
Take out the stupid-sounding 'tortillas' and replace with potato chips. Add ketchup! Once again, America takes something foreign and makes it kick a** even harder!
Maple-Glazed Bacon Donuts
I'm pretty sure someone entered my dreams and extracted this from my subconscious. Inception is real y'all!
Double Layer Meat Cake With Mashed Potato Frosting
Only American ingenuity can make hamburger look like a cake and a cake that looks like a hamburger.
But which to eat first? I believe they call that a 'first world' problem.
'Ketchup & Fries' Flavored Potato Snacks
Why? For the love of all that is holy...WHY?
Pasta Served in A Bread Bowl
This would be perfect if only it was topped with French fries. Back to the drawing board, Domino's!
Microwavable Pork Rinds
I've always wondered what deep-fried pork skin would taste like when it's hot and steamy. Wait...no I haven't. I was mistaking that for my fantasy of having a Twinkie fresh from the oven. My bad.
Pizza On A Stick
Can we all just agree to make every food come on a stick? Quite frankly I'm getting really sick of washing plates and utensils.
'The Lord Of The Rings' From Pink's Hot Dogs
I'm sure it tastes great...but the presentation is just plain rude!
Chocolate-Covered Slim Jims
Somewhere in heaven, Randy "Macho Man" Savage is smiling!
So what do you think? Would you eat any of these crazy foods? Have you tried something even more whack? Tell us all about it in the comments!
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