OMG Y'all! So we all know that Britney Spears is being sued for 10 million dollars by her former bodyguard. The suit accuses Britney of all kinds of things, but now they have added some hilarious allegations that she engaged in lewd and unhygienic behavior in front of him! Toxic indeed!
Here's a look at the bodyguard, Fernando Flores, who not only accuses the star of being a little bit filthy but is also claiming that Spears continuously exposed herself in front of him and attempted to lure him into bed. I mean, I guess she's done worse...ahemkevinfederlinecoughcough.
Maybe she was just getting out of a limo and it wasn't really a sexual advance? I mean, it is Britney we're talking about here...
Besides the more serious charges of sexual harassment and allegations of illegal drug use that he was originally suing over, Flores is now throwing Britney under the bus for her hygiene habits. He says that Britney is a chronic nose picker.
He also accuses the star of having an uncontrollable gas problem, and says that she farts like non-stop y'all! I guess I'd be mad too if I was constantly assaulted with skank-a** Cheeto farts.
According to the new court docs, Spears 'broke wind or picked her nose unselfconsciously and unapologetically before Plaintiff (Flores) and others. She did not bathe for days on end, did not use deodorant, did not brush her teeth, did not fix her hair, did not wear shoes or socks.' This caused Flores extreme psychological damage. Those must be some ugly-a** feet.
Whatevs...sounds like another frivolous lawsuit. I mean, sexual harassment is obviously a serious charge, but the other accusations are clearly meant to just embarrass Spears, and they actually make me take everything else he says less seriously. Besides, if having to suffer through unwanted farting is legit, then my cousin Josh would owe me about a billion dollars. So leave Britney alone, y'all! Before this guy comes back!
What do you think of the lawsuit? Legit or a bunch of hot air (forgive me, I couldn't resist!)? Let's discuss the latest Britney drama in the comments!
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