What do you do when the police are after you and you think you're some kind of badass? You go on Facebook and taunt the authorities by revealing your location. And that brings us to the dummy in question...Victor Burgos.
Pro tip: When you want to remain unfound don't tell the popo where to find you. Cause they will. Here's his mugshot. This would be a HILAR new profile pic, don't you think?
29 year old Burgos is a rap music promoter and a self-described design genius. Apparently, despite the domestic violence charges, he also thinks he's some kind of ladies' man. Please insert sarcastic air quotes all over those last two sentences.
Unfortunately for him, he is also one of Utica, New York's most wanted. It was after he was bestowed with that honor that he issued the challenge to police via his staus update 'Catch me if you can. I'm in Brooklyn'! If he was a real badass he would've 'poked' them too.
The police 'liked' this status and probably posted something like 'Just chilling it at home. Definitely NOT going to Brooklyn' as their update. Then they hightailed it to Brooklyn because according to Utica police Sgt. Steve Hauck, "He Told us via Facebook to come and get him and we did." And the police ain't no fools, FOOL!
Naturally when the police arrived at the Brooklyn apartment where R. Mack Milly (yes that's his totally NOT fly alias) was kicking it FAIL-style, he was sitting at his desk, laptop open, logged onto Facebook. I like to imagine the police busted down the door while saying 'Now that's how you POKE someone, mofo!'
Don't you just LOVE dumb criminals? What's the stupidest thing you've ever done on Facebook? Tell us all about it in the comments!
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