We all have our morning routines — the stuff we do the exact same way, every morning, so we don't forget about it. But what does your morning routine look like if you have a full day of fighting Decepticons for the fate of the Earth ahead of you? Let's take a look at Optimus Prime's morning routine.
1. Get Up Early
Optimus Prime generally wakes up with a radio alarm. He sets it about twenty minutes earlier than when he needs to wake up in case he hits the snooze.
2. Brushes His Teeth
One time Optimus forgot to brush his teeth, and his mouth felt all weird and filmy the whole day. Because he never wants that to happen again, brushing his teeth is now the first thing Optimus Prime does when he wakes up.
3. Puts On A Pot of Coffee
If Optimus Prime remembers to do this right when he wakes up, the coffee is ready for him right when he's ready for it!
4. A Little Exercise
When Optimus Prime is honest with himself, he doesn't feel at his best during the day if he doesn't partake in ten to fifteen minutes of light cardio. Abs are Tuesday and Thursday.
5. Splashes Some Water On His Face
Optimus Prime used to shower in the morning, but now he does so at night, which he finds helps him sleep better AND saves time in the morning.
6. Puts On Deodorant
Optimus Prime uses All Sport Game Day. It makes him feel like a sports star athlete!
7. Puts His Socks On Before His Pants
This way, Optimus Prime doesn't have his pants in the way when he tries to put on his socks.
8. Quick Breakfast
Optimus Prime does his best to make breakfast at home.
9. Transform and Roll Out!
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