So it started off as a great week for the Biebs! He made a huge splash at the VMAs, where he won best 'male' video. He also debuted a rocking new look which included glasses, some paltry bling, leopard kicks and his new pet snake, Johnson. Settling the rumors once and for all, YES! Justin Bieber has a Johnson.
He also got to show the world how he likes to mack on his cutie girlfriend, Selena Gomez. Look at him giving her a smooch. OMG! WTF? Is he holding his Johnson in his hand?? Friggin' perv!
But it wasn't just a night filled with awards and smooches and Johnson holding. He also learned a very valuable lesson from Lady Gaga. So all in all a very successful evening.
Cut to yesterday. The high that JB was feeling after his VMA success came to a crashing stop. Literally. Seems the 17-year-old got into a minor fender bender while driving a borrowed Ferrari. Apparently another driver rear-ended Bieber. According to sources on the scene, the rear-ending was so gentle Bieber barely even felt it. Yeah that's sounds hilarious to me too.
Of course Bieber called the police anyway, but because there was no damage or injuries, the police said it was not necessary to file a report. No word if Bieber was holding Johnson at the time of the accident.
So Beliebers everywhere can breath a sigh of relief! Their precious boy-child-lady thing is okay! Now he can go back to doing what he does best, derping the derp.
So what say you about the Bieber crash? Are you happy we live in a world where this is big news? Tell me what you think @desijedeikin or in the comments below!
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