We all know about Ravenclaw, Gyffindor, Hufflepuff and Slytherin, but those aren't the only houses at Hogwarts. In fact, Hogwarts is teeming with potential houses for students to join. Here are just a few:
Rifflepiff
Rifflepiff House was founded by Roger Rifflepiff, it's mascot is the Jigglytuff, and it's colors are pink and crud. Rifflepiff values thoughtlessness, trifling, simpering, blindness and inadequacy. The entrance to Rifflepiff is at the bottom of the trashcan in the bathroom they still haven't fixed yet.
Thumberblum
Thumberblum House students are known for willingness to eat whatever you give them. Their mascot is a chihuahua with two broken legs. Thumberblum House values stains, not shaving properly, long dagger-like fingernails, and morning breath all day long. The entrance to Thumberblum house is located on Minerva McGonagall's tramp stamp.
Froggleboggle
The mascot for Froggleboggle house, naturally, is the fetus of a goat. Froggleboggle House values tenacity, a willingness to commit white collar crime, insincerity, and joblessness. Famous Froggleboggle House wizard graduates include Criss Angel, Dr. Frasier Crane, and Phil Spector. The entrance to Froggleboggle house is under a cash register at the Quiznos located in the food court at Hogwarts.
Muggenstubblepump
Muggenstubblepump House was founded by Megan Muggenstubblepump, a transgendor hobo who spent most of his life stealing copper wire to feed his addiction to over the counter pain killers. Muggenstubblepump House values copper wire, pain killers, making your intentions clear, and soft skin. The Muggenstubblepump mascot is a spare tire that is on fire. In order to access the Muggenstubblepump common room, which is a real sh*thole, you have to go to the bathroom on yourself and then shout "Muggenstubblepump" nine times at a dirty word someone scrawled halfhazardly in the Hogwarts women's locker room.
Keanu House
Keanu House was founded by Keanu Reeves. The mascot of Keanu House is Keanu Reeves. Keanu House values The Matrix, The Matrix Reloaded, The Matrix Revolutions and Keanu Reeves. The only way to access Keanu House is to successfully surf the One Hundred Year Storm, off the Australian Coast.
House House
House House was founded by House. The mascot of House House is Season 2 of the hit TV series "House." House House values sarcasm, not showing your true feelings, a defiant attitude, and Dr. James Wilson. In order to reach the House common room you must disobey Dumbledore because you have a hunch based on risky information that could very well save the life of your patient.
What other Houses are there at Hogwarts? Let us know in the comments!
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