I get so bored with movies where things happen according to the laws of physics or common sense. Whenever something explodes for no reason or becomes a real-life cartoon, things immediately get more entertaining. Here are some examples of wonderful, ridiculous movie deaths.
*WARNING* Some of these are gross. Well, as gross as they allow on YouTube.
Bonked by a Flying Head!
Everyone is so desensitized to the violence occurring in this scene, even the severed head! What a commentary on our culture! Am I right?!
FATALITY. I guess.
There are a ton of sweet things happening here: harpoons, razor shields, flaming skeleton men, etcetera. But how come he explodes at the end? Or maybe the question is why doesn't everyone who dies in a movie explode?
So soda IS bad for you!
I'm no engineer, I don't think soda machines work like that.
You've GOT to Watch Where You Leap
The people dying here aren't so much being eaten by a shark as they are gently wandering into the shark.
Touched To Death
I have no idea why this guy is dead. And I can't imagine the filmmakers did either.
How Droll
High society doesn't know how to deal with death. They do their best to not die, because, dear me, what would the neighbors think?
Death by Panties
I'm surprisingly willing to buy someone being chocked to death by living panties. But why do they have flashlight and video recording capability? That's just silly.
But. But I thought The Shark Would...
Like... the shark could have eaten him. James Bond didn't have to waste his, um, inflatable exploding mouthpiece. What?!
Rubber Rock Star Guitar Murder
Here we have an Andrew Dice Clay looking serial killer who uses a guitar/ drill to kill boyfriends. But does he also have the strength to rip arms from corpses? I can't keep thinking about this.
"Only Gun I Can Hit a Moving Target With!"
I like that the surfer bros are willing to take this killing to the next step. I don't care WHAT type of gun you can hit a moving target with, you already hit him with your car. That shows tenacity.
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