17 Super Awkward Online Dating Profile Pics

Maggie Grainger

That famous dude William Shakespeare once said, “The course of true love never did run smooth,” and that’s why online dating was invented. Back in Shakespeare’s day, people had to actually run into each other in person in order to feel that special spark – now they can go online and check out photos of their potential soul mates and let their mouse do all the work. Check out these 15 totally awkward and totally real online dating profile picture hall-of-famers. Hello hotties!

 

17.Christmas Delight

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If you’re still need to sit on Santa’s lap and tell him why you’ve been a good boy this year and REALLY deserve that new xbox game, then you’re probably not quite ready for a committed relationship.

 

16. Thrill Seeker

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If you love adventure on the high seas, then we’ve found your man.

 

15. The Beautiful Bearded One

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Come on ladies, I know you can’t stop thinking about running your fingers through his luscious beard.

 

14. He Attends Events

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He doesn't just sit at home. This gut gets OUT.

 

13. The Animal Lover

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Either she’s trying to cast some weird animal love spell or her idea of fun is poking dead animals with sticks.

 

12. Sensitive Sweetie

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You know that dating rule where they mention how it’s good to keep things light while you get to know someone…yeah, this isn’t the way to do that..

 

11. The Jolly Giant

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Instead of taking the garbage out, you can take this guy out on a date!

 

10. The Spy

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Gentlemen.

 

9. Creepy Casanova

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I’m not sure if this is his best angle...

 

8. The Cat Man

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Nothing shows that you have a sensitive side better than framed portraits of your cats.

 

7. The Photoshopper

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Badass AND talented!

 

 

6.Johnny Depp The Second

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Seriously, if you’re not Johnny Depp or his long-lost twin, then you probably shouldn’t even attempt this costume.

 

5. Locked Up Lover

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Do you hold the key to his heart?

 

4. The Contortionist

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I’m not sure what she’s doing to that poor pillow, but it can’t be good for her back!

 

3. Conan the Barbarian

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You don’t have to wait for the new Conan movie to drool over a man who knows how to use his sword.

 

2. Hot Tub Hottie

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Come on in, the water’s nice and warm.

 

1. Mom of the Year

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Guys love it when girls don’t surprise them with a kid…

Which is your favorite online dating photo fail? Let us know in the comments!

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