I think we can all agree that memes can be funny, entertaining and delightfully nonsensical. But can they be sexy? I say yes. Because obviously I am some kind of weirdo. Now normally I'm not at all attracted to anything viral, but these 8 memes are the exception to the rule.
Chuck Testa
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me, fool me again? Well keep on fooling me, fool, cause I'm a fool for love! I'm pretty sure I would never grow tired of Chuck Testa's antics. My cats, however, are giving me the evil eye as I write this.
Sad Keanu
Unsad Keanu...meh. Sad Keanu? I would get him a sammich anyday! And is that a spoon in his pocket or is he just happy to see me? I think we all know he's just happy to see me. There is no spoon.
Rage Guy
What can I say? I like a guy with passion! And there is nothing more passionate than rage! Unless it's directed at you. Maybe I should rethink this one, I don't feel like taken a trip to Chris Brown town.
Dating Site Murderer
A burly lumberjack type who may one day kill women who look like me? SWOON!
Chuck Norris
Is there a better pick up line than "I'm Chuck Norris" ? I think not! I'd let him roundhouse kick me anyday! If you know what I mean...wink wink.
Joseph Ducreux
Am I the only one who has a thing for fancy gentlemen? My dream date would be lying in a hammock with him, sipping gin and juice as he recites Lil Wayne lyrics to me. Dearest lady who is short in stature! Can I interest you in some fornication? Or would you prefer to lick on this lollipop? Pure Poetry!
Xzibit
How great would it be to have Xzibit pimp your life? I'm pretty sure this guy would pimp anything to please his lady. In fact I'm convinced that his first 'love letter' to me was getting Taco Bell to put a taco in a Dorito. Now if he could only put that taco in a Dorito in my mouth at this very second, he would have my heart for ever. Pimp my lunch, Dawg!
Dat Ash
What can I say? I'm a huge fan of naughty puns, especially when they're Pokemon related. So yeah, I'd totally hold his pokeballs while he performed a horndrill. I mean anything to defeat Team Rocket, ya know?
Are you strangely attracted to a meme? If so which one? Confess your dirty secrets to me @desijedeikin or in the comments below! I promise I won't judge.
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