Awwwww hell-mo to the no! Justin Bieber is now sullying the good muppet name! Yup! The season premiere of Sesame Street will feature a certain mop-topped, teen pop singer look-a-like, singing and dancing and being even more punchable than ever. Wait...is it okay to punch a stuffed Bieber? Oh that sounded all kinds of wrong...moving on.
I guess it makes sense that Bieber would appear on the popular children's show. I mean 80% of his fanbase is probably still watching it. And recently Bieber spoke of his desire to be married young and have LOTS of babies. Selena's all like, "Bitch, I ain't your baby-making machine!"
I have to say they did a pretty good job of capturing the Biebs in muppet form, because muppet Bieber is exactly like the real Bieber--stupid hairstyle, leather jacket, I mean the look is right. But they got one thing glaringly wrong. They gave him the voice of a man. SNAP!
Of course no Bieber appearance would be complete without some crappy music, and muppet Bieber delivers! The scene is set in the recording studio, where Biebs is singing Measure, Yeah, Measure, a parody of his hit song and mantra for life, Never Say Never. Having never (yeah I went there) heard the original, I would say it's definitely an improvement! Muppet Bieber measures lots of things while performing the song. IRL Bieber only measures his piles of money and the empty space where he's waiting for a wang to sprout up. DOUBLE SNAP!
And just when you thought Sesame Street couldn't get much worse, they will also be featuring Glee muppets. I can only imagine that the Gleeks will be doing to The Itsy Bitsy Spider what they did to Don't Stop Believing...making it suck.
Here's a looksie at the deep-voiced Bieber:
What do you think? Do you wish Bieber said never to Sesame Street? Or have you come to accept his apparent world domination? Let me know @desijedeikin or in the comments below!
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