School’s back, and so are the TV shows. And so is Glee. And, honestly, I have nothing against Glee, besides the fact that it exists and continues to make shows and pretend to make music. So, in the spirit of all this, here’s a new list: New season, new things to hate.
More Singing
Perhaps the most shocking thing about this season is that their music hasn’t been banned by the television moderation committee team group corporation. And to think they bleep the F word! What’s more morbid than Glee?
Jane Lynch Is Running For Congress
Oh Jane Lynch. TV characters aren’t congress members, unless they’re that guy from Heroes, or that guy from C-SPAN. And, also Jane, you need to post highly inappropriate photos on your Twitter to be part of our Congress. #USA
Idina Menzel Doesn’t Start Until The Second Episode
(P.S. She’s a nice person and a good singer.)
There’s A Character Names Sugar Motta
I mean, really? First Principal Figgins, then Sugar Motta, and now Sugar Motta! (Twice for emphasis.) Let’s just say that name could be… refined.
Did I Mention That They Still Sing?
They plan to continue ruining songs. Start an anti-Glee Club at you school and stop this madness.
The Acting
You’d think a show about a school full of drama geeks—Gleeks, sorry—would have better actors.
The Students Are Like 32 Years Old
Sure, they’re not highly intelligent, but I don’t think anyone is still in high school at that age. (Except for Harry Potter.)
Also: Did I Mention That They’re Still Singing?
Well they are. Get ready for some Bon Jovi crap to be revived!
Do you watch Glee? That show that is still singing songs in a poorly-sung manner? Tell us in the comments below!
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