College is an awesome place to get innapropriately drunk and throw up on your Dean's new sweater, but college can just as easily make you say F My Life! That's where FMylife comes in, collecting the worst moments of our lives, all in one place. Here are some of the best college related FML moments this week!
You're Definitely Going To Need Therapy Later
Today, I went to register for college classes with my mom. Upon leaving, my mom confessed to me that she thinks I will get pregnant and drop out before my freshman year is over. FML
#1 Danger Of Drinking: It'll Make You Awesome
Today, I was supposed to give a presentation to the incoming freshman about the dangers of drinking in college. My co-presenter showed up drunk. FML
As Long As They Don't Talk Back
Today, I discovered that my new college roommate not only makes casual conversation about his bowel movements, he also names them. FML
Get His Number
Today, I walked through my college dorm and a freshman was watching some overly dramatic show on her laptop. I smiled and asked if it was a new episode of 'Gossip Girl.' She was on a video chat with her boyfriend. They were about to break up. FML
The Books Were Starting To Melt
Today, I decided to take a nap in the university library. I felt like I'd only closed my eyes for a minute, when a random guy woke me up to tell me that I'd been farting in my sleep for the last half hour, and that the librarian was becoming concerned. FML
Then It's Destiny
Today, in order to avoid seeing my ex girlfriend in class, I changed my schedule for "personal reasons." Apparently she had the same idea and changed her schedule as well. We now have all the same classes together. Before, we had just two. FML
This Guy Sounds Like A Real D**k
Get Him Drafted
Today, I received my acceptance letter to one of the most prestigious universities in the US, as well as a nice scholarship. I was so proud of myself, I eagerly showed my dad, hoping he would shed a tear or two. His only words were, "Just get a job so you can get the hell out of my house." FML
It Smells Like Learning
Today, after 18 years of struggling to provide my daughter with the finest educational opportunities I could afford, I dropped her off to start school at the best public university in the U.S. So far the only thing she's learned is what weed smells like. FML
Writer A Sadface On Her Forehead
Today, I got my first university math midterm back. I did so bad that my teacher put a sadface on the first page. FML
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