Pokemon...they're cute, they're fierce, they're DELICIOUS?? Yes. I believe that some Pokemon would taste yummy. Maybe I'm just hungry or maybe I'm on to something...here's a look at 10 Pokemon that I'd like to eat.
Slowpoke
I can't be the only one who's been dying to try Slowpoke tail? A meaty tail oozing with a sweet sap-like substance? Anyone who's every inhaled breakfast sausage covered in maple syrup is already thinking what I'm thinking. HELL YEAH!
Miltank
Everyone knows that grass-fed cows make the most delicious meat. Bonus: I'm pretty sure pounding all that milk drink will help keep my cholesterol in check after partaking in a diet consisting primarily of Grumpig bacon Miltank burgers.
Ditto
Ditto is kind of like the that gum from Willie Wonka. It can be any other Pokemon you wanna eat. That'd be cool. But it's also like Jello. Mmmmm. Watch it jiggle. See it wiggle. Ignore that struggle to survive and enjoy!
Tepig
The only meat I like more than beef is pork! Tepigs are so darn cute, I would definitely have trouble eating them, but just thinking about having it smoke and cook it's own ribs...BBQed cute is my new favorite flavor!
Combusken
Finally an order of Buffalo wings that would be a friggin' complete meal! And someone needs to fry up those meaty legs and throw 'em on a KFC bowl or a waffle or a biscuit. Hell, just fry 'em up already! My tummy's getting grumbly.
Vanillite
The perfect end to a scrumptious Pokemon meal. With a Cherubi on top of course!
Paras
Break out the melted butter! Ya gotta love a Pokemon that comes with its own side dish!
Togepi
Do these scramble? Cause I bet they'd be delicious with a little chopped Oddish and a slab of Grumpig bacon. I think we can all concede the fact that everything is better with Grumpig bacon, am I right?
Mudkip
I'm pretty sure I would leik a greasy order of Mudkip and chips! Is there a Pokemon that looks like French fries??
Farfetch'd
Duck? Check! Scallions? Check! All we need is some plum sauce, pancakes and a Tepig to smoke that succulent meat and we'll have Pokemon Peking duck!
What Pokemon would you eat? Let me know @desijedeikin or in the comments below!
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