If my last post about notes you shouldn't get caught passing wasn’t enough of a warning…this will be. These notes were not only found and most likely read out loud but now they are public on the internet. So next time you write that note in class, think twice and stop yourself…or don’t and make sure it’s really funny.
Good thing he clarified number 3….because if he hadn’t how would we have known he’d never had a girlfriend??
That dog is SO fat!! Good note!
Poor Martha. This is some real life mean girls sh**t. I hope the recipient of this note can still like Martha for the obsessive freak that she is. I also hope a teacher found this and read it out loud because I’m pretty positive EVERYONE knows who the self -proclaimed “Sexy Table” is.
Uhhhh… This person really needs help with capitalization…and probably other things too.
I mean…this cat’s tail looks like a third leg coming out of it’s butt.
What is most embarrassing about this note, besides the sheer desperation, is the structure. A very conceptual use of line and space.
What the hell? Is the sun confused? Does he think this cat is a taco? Plural tacos?? If I was a teacher and found this note I’d be nervous. This kid obviously has some twisted issues…notice how the grass echoes the sun’s sharp teeth.
So many things to say. I mean what is going on here? Is this an abusive relationship? Couldn’t the last line have been “I have a problem”? Then it would have made sense. Amateurs. This is why you should not experiment with poetry when passing notes. Especially when you’ve been kicked in the head by your significant other.
This sowerd must carry the power of perfect phonetic spelling.
This is an interesting situation because in this case I would ONLY want my teacher to find this note.
Apparently this person was too plastered to keep their note in one piece. I’m still not convinced she didn’t flash him.
This person definitely needs to be on some ADD meds. This is simultaneously more un-nerving and less un-nerving than the “Hello Tacos” note. Here, there is a lot going on, lots of things blowing up and on fire, and Hitler is in the corner. But, the intensity of the cat and sun in the other note seems more psychologically concerning to me.
Which one do you think is the worst?? Let us know in the comments!
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