Harry Potter Villain Arrested!

Desi Jedeikin

Well, well, well... looks like someone from the cast of Harry Potter was arrested and surprise! He's a Slytherin! Turns out fatso thug Crabbe is also a fatso thug IRL. Goyle was unavailable for comment.

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Jamie Waylett, best know for playing Vincent Crabbe in the Harry Potter movies, was just arrested for looting and possession of home-made explosives. Turns out he was identified via video looting a drug store during the London riots back in August, Molotov cocktail in hand. You'd think he would've learned the dangers of playing with fire after his experience with the Fiendfyre! Fatheads never learn!

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This isn't Waylett's first brush with authorities, he was arrested back in 2009 for possession of cannabis, that I'm assuming he probably stole from Professor Trelawney. Hey, I'm just saying! She seems like she might have a medical prescription. That's why his character was cut from the final Harry Potter movie and the Draco sidekick role was cast with a look-a-like actor...a tall skinny black guy? Wait...WHA?

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Waylett is out on bail until his November 11th court date, when, if he knows what's good for him, he'll lose the tough guy act and bawl harder than Malfoy did in the Half Blood Prince when he thought he had to kill Dumbledore.

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Personally, I hope the judge comes down hard on him for what he did, cause looting and rioting is really, really bad, but it'll also be good to see him finally pay for what Crabbe did in the final book,   calling Hermione a Mudblood before trying to Avada Kedavra her.As you can clearly tell from this article,  I don't separate fiction from reality. I recognize I have a problem and I'm working on it. Here's hoping the judge says 'Like it hot, scum?' before throwing him in the clink! 

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