Lady Gaga Asked To Wear Lettuce Dress???

Desi Jedeikin

I'm sure we all remember the time Lady Gaga created a huge buzz, when she wore a meat dress at the 2010 MTV Music Awards. And not just the the huge buzz of flies that circled her rotting a** all night. I'm talking media buzz! If you've somehow forgotten...here's a visual refresher of Drake pretending to eat Gaga's meat purse. And I mean that completely literally, folks! Get your mind out of the gutter.

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Vegetarians were outraged, people who hate Lady Gaga no matter what were outraged, calling her a copycat for the umpteenth time. I mean it is true, she didn't invent meat-wear. Am I right, bacon tux boys?

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The controversy died down and we all moved back to more important things, like questioning whether or not she had a penis. I'm sure the proof is under that star, but quite frankly I'm too afraid to look.

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Now, as Gaga prepares for her first ever concert in India, the meat dress controversy is rearing its filleted head again. PETA India is requesting that she honor India's reverence for animals by not only going vegetarian during her visit, but by also wearing a dress made entirely of lettuce. It has been done before, so Gaga should feel comfortable making it her own.

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PETA India spokesperson Sachin Bangera has said that they will hand sew the lettuce directly to Lady Gaga's body, and she ensures that the dress will be sexy. She also adds this juicy tidbit: "someone will be on hand to spray the lettuce with water so it doesn't wilt." In other news, India is one of the most poverty-stricken countries in the world...but nevermind that, LET"S FOCUS ON A MULTI-MILLIONAIRE'S FRIGGIN" LETTUCE DRESS. This guy was all like "Top this Gaga!" Then he passed out.

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PETA India has not heard back from Lady Gaga regarding their offer, but in a press conference Gaga promised to deliver a spectacle that would be 'Unique for India.' Fingers-crossed it's something outrageously offensive, am I right? I'm pretty sure Gaga fans everywhere are waiting anxiously to see what look to rip off for their costumes this Halloween. So it better be good and easy to replicate or we're gonna have to deal with a lot more Lazy Gagas this Halloween.