Anonymous has been like the modern version of Robin Hood, using their ability to hack through the internet to steal information from the powerful to give to the disenfranchised. They've targeted many large shadowy entities like Scientology, Sony, Cruel Dictatorships, Our own government, and now the Zeta Drug Cartel. With the reach they've got, and the their desire to right wrongs, I've got a few places I'd like them to target next:
Hogwarts
There has to be a strange, shadowy reason why Hogwarts thinks it's neccesary for Slytherin to exist, given that Slytherin exists almost exclusively to make adversaries. Hell even the good wizards that come out of there seem to have to pretend they are really, really evil. Some notable Slytherin graduates: Glenn Beck, Muamar Gaddafi, Justin Bieber. I want Anonymous to get in there and find out what the deal with Slytherin is. Before it's too late.
The Volturi
Very few organizations are as shady and dickass as the Volturi. On the surface they seem like they are just a bunch of dicks who like to stand very still and look at you like you're wrong, but this "club" goes back thousands of years and is pulling the strings behind the scenes on more than you know. Anonymous had better hack into their files before they find a way to kill off every last werewolves. Wait a minute. Werewolves are horrible, they eat people. Wait until they get rid of the werewolves Anonymous. Then take them down.
The National Bowling Assocation
I just don't like bowling.
Mrs. McKinley's 5th Grade Class
F*ck Mrs. McKinley. I'm pretty positive she makes us do so many dream catchers during arts and crafts because she sells them on Ebay. My hands are tired.
Arkham Asylum
No prison on the planet has ever been run less efficiently. Prisoners have been walking in and out of there like it's a country club since the 1930's. I don't even know why Batman bothers to lock the Joker up in there. He'd have better luck locking Joker up in his closet. Something is definitely up over there, Anonymous needs to uncover some sh*t and get that place cleaned up stat.
The Lannisters
Those Lannisters have been scum from the get go. I know they exist in medieval times so they don't have a computer to store information for Anonymous to steal online, but I mean, they could send a couple dudes in Guy Fawkes masks to like, rifle through their drawers for diaries or something. Just don't hurt the Dwarf, I like him cuz it's funny that he does it with tall ladies.
What other organizations need overthrowing? Let us know in the comments!
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