Legend Of Zelda: Skyward Sword is the most anticipated game since whatever game was this anticipated last. I know you can't wait to get your hot little hands on it and spend 60+ hours as Link fighting Ganon to save the Princess so you can avoid your real life, where instead of Link you're just a kid, and instead of Ganon you fight having acne, so you can save yourself from... having acne. It's going to be hard to wait to get the game, but there are some things you can do to ease the pain:
Thrust Your Sword Skyward
Statistically speaking, there is almost a one in four chance that if you do this a giant red bird will land on the tip of your sword, playfully nibble your nose, and be your friend for life.
Get A Divorce
Might as well, I mean it's not like she's going to change. She says she is but she won't. Karen I'm TRYING DAMN YOU, I'M TRYING.
Hang Out WIth Shigero Miyamoto
Shigero Miyamoto is the Creator of the Zelda series, and has been active in guiding the direction of the series since the early 80's. Hanging out with Shigero Miyamoto is basically the same as playing Legend of Zelda. Except instead of fighting your way through monsters to battle a corrupt and twisted mad man hell bent on power, you mostly sit around watching him try on different turtleneck sweaters and say such things as, "No! This one doesn't quite say 'business casual! Damnit Shigero, so stupid! You don't do anything right!"
Play Any Of The Millions Of Other Video Games In The Damn World
Dude there are so many other video games. Hold your f*cking horses why don't you. Jesus, picky much? Play Arkham City, or a different zelda game, or Skyrim, that looks pretty cool, just stop bugging your Mom and me about it already, we've got enough on our plates.
Join The Occupy Movement
Hey are you part of the 1% who already has Zelda: Skyward Sword? The privileged elite who spend their time slurping caviar out of supermodel's mouths and playing advance copies of Skyward Sword? Or are you part of the 99% that has to wait unfairly for the "official release date"? Yeah, that's what I thought, and it's time you stood up and did something about it.
Go Down To The Beach And Have One Of Those Guys Made A Caricature Of You
Man, that's the funnest! He's so crazy! My head's not that big! Oh, mercy!
Stop And Smell The Flowers
UNLESS THESE ARE THE FLOWERS.
What else could you do to pass the time while you wait for Skyward Sword? Let us know in the comments!
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