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Dentists are 8 foot tall men with drills for hands who break into your house at night and drill you when you're fast asleep, laughing maniacally all the while, but dentists can just as easily make you say F My Life! That's where FMylife comes in, collecting the worst moments of our lives, all in one place. Here are some of the best dentist related FML moments this week!
You Should Have Probably Spoken Up
Today, I went to the dentist to get a filling. Instead of giving me Novocaine, my dentist decided he was going to use a special new paste on me while he drilled. It didn't work. FML
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This Is Another Case Where Letting Him Know Would Have Been The Move
Today, I went to the dentist. I had to get a tooth removed. In the middle of the procedure, the power went out. I had to sit there for an hour to wait for it to come back on. The anesthetic wore off before he started working on me again. FML
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Tell Him It Was In Protest For His Rates
Today, I finally felt the effects of a laxative that I took last night. This morning, when I was in the dentist's chair. FML
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Blood Demands Blood
Today, I went to the school dentist for the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out my teeth with the metal toothpick-thing, constantly hitting my gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood, she looks up and says, laughing: "Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on". FML
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God Bless Him
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
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Stop Buying Metal Apples
Today, I decided to start making healthier decisions. Instead of the usual cheeseburgerI have for lunch I ate an apple instead. I took one bite and broke one of my teeth. Apparently, apples keep the doctor away, but not dentists. FML
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Oh, Religion!
Today, I had a dentist appointment. While waiting, I pulled out my Cosmo magazine to entertain myself. The woman sitting across from me points and tells me I'm reading "Satan's Manual." I told her I don't believe in Satan. She said, "You'll know he's real when you become his bitch!" FML
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That Would Make A Great Kevin James Movie
Today, I had to goto the dentist to have a cavity filled. Around halfway through the procedure, something broke the silence in the room. It was my dentist, who had farted. I had to smell his rancid flatulence for around the next five minutes. All the while, I had to keep my mouth wide open. FML
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So That Sounds Like Hell On Earth
Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity filled. As she's drilling into my tooth, I feel the drill slip, and then she quickly stuffs gauze into my mouth. She nervously laughs and says to me "Wow! You must really be numb!" FML
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This Is The Worst Thing I Have Ever Read
Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML
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