There were a lot of great songs with even better lyrics released in 2011. And then there were these. How do you sing along when the lyrics are so WTF!?
Lil' Wayne---Abortion
Ridiculous Lyric: A blessing in disguise, is right before our eyes. But since it is in disguise, we don't know that it's there.
I know it seems hard to believe that a song titled Abortion would have WTF lyrics...hahaha. But this song has lots of WTF. Including a cell phone call to Tupac in heaven. But I have to give the gold grill of stupid award to the last line of the song. Where Lil Wayne breaks down what how disguises work for us. Thanks Weezy!
Kanye West-- Featured In Beyonce's Party
Ridiculous Lyric: We got the swag sauce, she drippin' swagu.
Kanye gets it right a lot of the time. This is not one of those times.
Katy Perry-E.T.
Ridiculous Lyric: Infect me with your love, Fill me with your poison.
Hey I'm all for alien/human sexy times. But this just sounds NASTY! And don't get me started on the Kanye West remix rap lyrics. It's WAY too Rated R to delve into here. Let's just say I'm never eating a Milky Way again.
Chris Brown--Wet The Bed
Ridiculous Lyric: I'm gonna make you wet the bed
Have we run out of romantic gestures? Has it come to this? REALLY? Looking forward to the Chris Brown Hallmark Valentine's Day card collection. Roses are red, violets are blue. I love you SO much I'll make you go number two.
Beyonce--Run The World (Girls)
Ridiculous Lyric: I remind you. I'm so hood with this.
Yes. you better remind us. Cause you so NOT hood, we keep forgetting! You acting 'hood is about as believable as JLo driving a fiat through the Bronx was.
Lil Wayne--Megaman
Ridiculous Lyric: I’m a diamond in the rough, like a baby in the trash.
You know this whole damned list could've been Lil Wayne lyrics, right? I just don't even now how to formulate a sentence describing how wrong this simile is. No...I still can't. I just...Lil Wayne. No. Please find a new way to let the world know you have swagger.
Bruno Mars--Grenade
Ridiculous Lyric: I'd catch a grenade for you.
I know it's supposed to be romantic...but quite honestly, I'd rather have someone make me wet the bed.
Black Eyed Peas--Don't Stop The Party
Ridiculous Lyric: Get up off my genitals.
WRONG! Will.i.am no one wants to be up on your...genitals. Ewwww. He goes on to say 'Kill you up my lyricals. Call me verbal criminal'. Well, he got that part right.
Lady Gaga---Born This Way
Ridiculous Lyric-Whether you're white, black, beige, Chola descent. You're Lebanese, you're orient.
Never has trying to be inclusive sounded so WRONG! You're Orient?? Really Gaga? And WTF is Chola descent? Rhyming is apparently more important than being culturally sensitive.
Rebecca Black--Friday
Ridiculous Lyric: ALL OF THEM!
Of course the dumbest song of the year would have to top this list. Lyrics that sound like they were written by a 14 year old, only they weren't. They were written by a grown ass man. The only lyric that makes remote sense is 'gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal'. I mean I have that exact same interior monologue all the time. Don't you?
What do you think the worst lyric of 2011 was? Let me know @desijedeikin or in the comments below!
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